even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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