everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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