the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Randomize
