Fuck appropriateness.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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