i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My vagina just recognized that song.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I will be naked everywhere
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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