? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just google imaged poop.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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