i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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