will power is for people who don't want to get laid
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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