is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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