I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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