If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
is it fun? or sober?
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