i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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