So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
