last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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