I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
