I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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