My liver just broke up with me...
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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