I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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