In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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