I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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