my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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