I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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