Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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