This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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