it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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