Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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