Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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