too bad you live with your parents still
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I FOUND THE LEGS
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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