i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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