Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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