i don't plan on having that self control this summer
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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