Dual....:-)
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I wish they made helmets for livers.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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