He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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