this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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