I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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