hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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