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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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