Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
so let's talk penis.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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