wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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