the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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