PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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