he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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