Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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