Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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