To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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