We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
No subtext here. People are naked.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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