What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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