ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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