I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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