Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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