i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
operation harelip BJ is a go
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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