I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
how do flat chested girls get laid?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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