For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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