I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
