its not stalking. its research.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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