Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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