whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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